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Once upon a time a fat Canadian Enby got dumped and then received a cpap mask, what followed was 21 relentless days of sore hands and smutty writing culminating in Slapshot: Penalty Box Blues. Moony is serializing these novels on Substack and Inkitt (there have been more), this is where you can find everything they publish!

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About The Novel

Veronique Boucher is tired of Mason Mashuechuk. He gets arrested, he gets drunk and posts nudes on Twitter, he causes nothing but problems to his NHL team's ever-exhausted PR and Social Media Manager, that's Veronique. After One Final Incident, Veronique is given an offer she can't refuse: Move Mason Into Her House and whip him into shape. But the Stone Cold Cunt of the Montreal Meteors has a little secret: She's a Dominatrix. Whipping Mason into shape might not be as difficult a task as she thought.

Kink List

  • femdom

  • collaring

  • orgasm control

  • sadism and masochism

  • bruising

  • smothering

  • bondage

  • cock and ball torture

  • whipping

Trigger Note

This novel contains the portrayal of a Leading Man who has anger issues. He does not turn his anger on the Leading Lady, however she is (frequently) a witness to it. Our leading man is good about not placing our leading lady in a position where she is carrying that burden, but he is still a very angry man.
Our leading man was also raised by a very abusive, alcoholic parent. While this is graphically described, along with the abuse he suffered.
Other things portrayed (off-page) in this novel include sexual abuse, domestic violence, dubious and/or coerced sex.
This warning is not exhaustive, please take breaks if you need to!

About The Novel

Amelie Jones is a hiker by hobby, paralegal by trade. After her beloved dog Henry dies, and her fiancee cheats on her before getting her fired from her law firm, Amelie finds herself kidnapped by poachers. After escaping, she is rescued by Mark Garrison, Game Warden. Snowed in the cozy Cabin known as Nowhere to the Game Wardens, Mel finds herself more and more attracted to the big warden. What happens when you're trapped in a cabin for months? Do as the Alaskans do: Keep warm.

Kink List

  • maledom

  • hair pulling

  • breeding

  • moose roleplay

Trigger Note

Cabin Fever is a fairly light-hearted romance, however there is a touch of reality. Mark is a working Game Warden in Denali National Park. There are moments in this novel where, during his work, he has to fire guns, as does Amelie; just a bit of action to break up the monotony of being in a cabin in Nowhere.
There is also the ever-present Mother Issues on both sides. Mark, because of who he is as a person, has his own issues with his mother and brother. Amelie does as well, though her mother is significantly more present in the story as Cabin Fever is only in Amelie's perspective. Amelie's mother is the type to pick on her appearance and weight. This warning is not exhaustive, please take breaks if you need to!

About Moony

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Aromantic Romance Writer

Hi, I'm Moony! That's me, in the photo! I'm your friendly neighbourhood aromantic romance writer! It's got a nice ring, right? I'm from Ontario, Canada, vintage '97. My hobbies include writing smut, talking to anyone within a ten-foot-radius, and drinking Diet Pepsi. In Meatspace, I'm a full time Data Entry Clerk; it's not a passion, but it pays the bills. My goal as a writer is just to get my stuff out there so people floating by can find me! In most places on the internet, I'm @MoonyPlays! If you see that @ and the Moderately Unnerving Moon Face, it's me! There are a few places where I'm not me, but don't worry, I'm still me. As a Human Being From Canada, I'm a huge hockey fan, my teams are the Habs (my beloved) and the Jets (my stinkies). I'm also a casual fan of the Toronto Blue Jays and the Winnipeg Blue Bombers.I do not use AI for anything.
Not even grammar checking or extras (hence the Moderately Unnerving Moon Face). If you see an issue, or a mistake in my spelling, or grammar, feel free to point it out! I will probably fix whatever the problem is. Thanks for checking out my website! <3